Day 2
I am waaaay to good of a person.
There was a guy and he was cute, but he was with this group of people from Iowa that I met and there was a girl in that group who looked to be hitting on him first... kind of. But then I did a whole bunch of leg work later only to have her come back and put up a pretty full court press cock block. So, I stood down.
I repeat.
I stood down.
However. Her block doesn't even measure up to the still running hardest core cock block in history:
Her: (to me because I was talking to the guy she'd already peed on) Wait... aren't you MARRIED?
Me: Um, no...
Her: Well, aren't you DIVORCED?
Me: Um, NO.
At which point I promptly left the bar before heads got flown.
Girls are bitches.
Maybe I'll go to Westminster today...
There was a guy and he was cute, but he was with this group of people from Iowa that I met and there was a girl in that group who looked to be hitting on him first... kind of. But then I did a whole bunch of leg work later only to have her come back and put up a pretty full court press cock block. So, I stood down.
I repeat.
I stood down.
However. Her block doesn't even measure up to the still running hardest core cock block in history:
Her: (to me because I was talking to the guy she'd already peed on) Wait... aren't you MARRIED?
Me: Um, no...
Her: Well, aren't you DIVORCED?
Me: Um, NO.
At which point I promptly left the bar before heads got flown.
Girls are bitches.
Maybe I'll go to Westminster today...
posted by LC Greenwood at 4:34 AM
2 Comments:
The girl was from Iowa. The guy was Scottish. Which made the whole thing sting all that much more.
You got "Beaned"..
Give 'em hell out there girl, wish I was with ya...
love and rockets
~b
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