I Am Lazy
Oh, dearest blog readers, I have been remiss in my blogging duties...what with the freelancing, tornadoes, and buckets of fucking rain, I just haven't found the wherewithal to keep up.
Some items of note:
-I should probably turn in my nerd-license as somehow, I have seen Sex and the City but NOT Indiana Jones.
-Seeing Sex and the City exposed me to so much estrogen that I'm surprised I didn't have my period right then and there. (Spontaneous lactation would also have been an acceptable response.)
-Apparently, I am still attractive to semi-hammered men at Pretty People Bars as evidenced by advances from a random semi-hammered man which involved him stumbling up to me and putting his arm around me while singing. And then drunkenly calling attention to my "hotness". My boyfriend agreed.
-Apparently, I am old as my response to the above was a horrified look, panic and a shocked "I don't know who you are!" Sigh.
-I have zero patience for mass email forwards from our older internet-user bretheren involving scams wherein "strangers" use "ether" disguised as "perfume" to render victims "unconscious". This is for "real."
-I have another tattoo. And it hurt like 8 bitches on a bitch boat!
That is all. It comes in short bursts these days, folks.
Some items of note:
-I should probably turn in my nerd-license as somehow, I have seen Sex and the City but NOT Indiana Jones.
-Seeing Sex and the City exposed me to so much estrogen that I'm surprised I didn't have my period right then and there. (Spontaneous lactation would also have been an acceptable response.)
-Apparently, I am still attractive to semi-hammered men at Pretty People Bars as evidenced by advances from a random semi-hammered man which involved him stumbling up to me and putting his arm around me while singing. And then drunkenly calling attention to my "hotness". My boyfriend agreed.
-Apparently, I am old as my response to the above was a horrified look, panic and a shocked "I don't know who you are!" Sigh.
-I have zero patience for mass email forwards from our older internet-user bretheren involving scams wherein "strangers" use "ether" disguised as "perfume" to render victims "unconscious". This is for "real."
-I have another tattoo. And it hurt like 8 bitches on a bitch boat!
That is all. It comes in short bursts these days, folks.
posted by LC Greenwood at 10:18 AM
3 Comments:
"Freelancing"? Is that what they call it nowadays?
As for seeing SITC before seeing IJATKOTCS, yes... any geek license is IRREVOCABLY REVOKED. The only thing that might reclaim it is by seeing IRON MAN, HULK, TDK and WANTED... even if WANTED ends up being crappy.
What's worse is that if you plan on seeing IJATKOTCS, you've just been delaying the inevitable heartbreak.
great news!!
I've already seen Iron Man!
Ok, so that's one down and three to go... non-geek girl.
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