Hey it's Open Mic again...

Yup.. I'll be there.

But now...I'd like to reprint for you the pivotal moment in "Moment of Truth:A secret between Friends" as written by one of my readers and fellow Lifetimer on Sunday....I've colored it Bile Orange in honor of all our Bullimic Friends out there...

Anonymous said...
(Aaaaaand…Scene: Bedroom)(Linda Carter cradles her emaciated daughter Lexie (aka “Lexie Anorexie”) who has passed out after eating a chicken nugget/throwing up/crying a lot/ evoking sympathetic Casio keyboard music. In the previous scene Carter herself has just done the trademark move of crying, putting her hands over her face and sliding her back down a wall to a crumpled, defeated position. Truly, these are the moments that put the “special” in Lifetime Network Special Feature. Linda Carter: (speaking to the passed out Lexie (aka Skeletor)- I remember when you were a baby. I remember how I used to hold you and how I used to nurse you. You would just nuzzle up to me and start sucking like a pro. And I remember that there was always this huge pressure inside of me and that once you were done, that pressure… it would be all gone. And when you were finished you’d look up at me and give me this sleepy smile and I’d put you over my shoulder and your little tiny face would be right next to my face. And I'd pat your little back until you let out this big beautiful burp….(This is where I stopped listening and went into my room and cried because I am unable to bear a child and thusly will never be able to spew such ridiculous tripe.)

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