Slaite!

Ah, St. Patrick's Day.
You know, I used to be all down with this holiday, but something occurred to me today... it's kind of embarrassing. I came to this conclusion after viewing 4 of the fattest men imaginable decked out in all their "Irish Finery," shirtless, drunk, and dancing so as to accentuate how morbidly obese they were... on the news.

I was so proud.

Erin go Bragh!