It's Going to be a Long Day.

Everybody and their mom, including fucking me, is sick.
I can't even express how pissed I am for any number of fucking reasons.

Let's list some:

1. My throat feels like it's coated in gravel from my mom's driveway. When not taking Advil for the pain it graduates to shards of broken glass AND gravel from mom's driveway.

2. My ARMS ache. What the hell is that??

3. Talking sucks. Which sucks because I answer phones all day and, hence, TALK ALL DAY.

4. I just had the stomach flu two weeks ago. Give me a fucking break!

5. I'm supposed to have pretty kick ass plans tonight and now, thanks to germs, I might be home sick instead. Thanks Germs!

I could go on, but since my arms ache (again, what IS that?) it's uncomfortable to type.

Motherfuck.