Thursday, February 09, 2006

Tom Cruise is the Devil

Well, it was bound to happen... more Tom Cruise proving his unholy alliance with the forces of evil and corruption:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11204770/from/ET/

Cut and paste that little baby and then come back here.

Back? Good. Let's chat.

Katie looks dead inside. Look at her eyes. It's like she's looked into the Dead Lights and the only hope is a break-neck ride down a hill on the handlebars of an old Schwinn thereby recapturing her innocence...her essence...


I truly believe that he is an Incubus. And not the "wouldn't it be cool and kinda sexy" type of Incubus. An Evil LIfe-Force Sucking Bag of Hate ultimately destroying all whom he comes into contact.

I'm afraid. Very very afraid.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jack W. Orf said...

Once again, I am fascinated by the intensity of your hatred for Tom Cruise (or however you spell his name). To me he is no more controversial than vanilla ice cream.

I really liked his performances in "A Few Good Men" and "Rain man". He was pretty bad in "War of the Worlds", and humongously boring in "Eyes Wide Shut". But I still find him no more controversial than vanilla ice cream. Of course, I don't know anything about Scientology and don't care to know anything about Scientology.

But I would have made more effort to hang on to Nicole.

I keep reading your blog because your opinions are interesting. I hope you don't mind my voyeurizing on your emotions.

Jack W. Orf

12:33 PM  

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