An Open Letter to My Liver and Other Odds and Ends
Dear Largest Organ in My Body Aside from My Skin,
I would like to take the time to profusely apologize for my brain's absolute wreckless and careless disdain for your well-being. In what can only be described as a "lapse in anything resembling common sense", my 'think-tank' has decided that drinking heavily every night since Friday was a good idea. I disagree and want you to know that my brain is in for a stern talking-to and you can expect a much needed respite from the flood of alcohol of tsunamic proportions in the coming evening.
Sincerely,
Me.
In other news...
12 more goddamned days of mother-fing Lent.
I would like to take the time to profusely apologize for my brain's absolute wreckless and careless disdain for your well-being. In what can only be described as a "lapse in anything resembling common sense", my 'think-tank' has decided that drinking heavily every night since Friday was a good idea. I disagree and want you to know that my brain is in for a stern talking-to and you can expect a much needed respite from the flood of alcohol of tsunamic proportions in the coming evening.
Sincerely,
Me.
In other news...
12 more goddamned days of mother-fing Lent.
posted by LC Greenwood at 1:42 PM
2 Comments:
Is that Lent countdown including Sundays?
yep. Sundays too. I can't in good conscience do the whole dispensation thing.
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