I can't believe I'm going to write about this..
Goddamned motherfucking My Fair Brady.
Does anyone else just honestly look at this couple of wastes of space with mouths agape and die a little inside?
I do.
Let me preface by saying that I know that most of the show is scripted.
But Jesus Christ on a Cracker! if there are 2 people in this world who should NOT be married to eachother, Fucking these two are they.
From the episode featuring this douchebag's twisted proposal where he basically makes her think he's going to leave her and then presents her with a ring to the episode I've happened upon tonight where he gets drunk at dinner two nights before the blessed event, threatens, YET AGAIN, to call everything off. It's really frightening actually, and I really wish that she would just leave him. He is abusive, manipulative, and just extremely un-goddamned-healthy. The fact that he's not hitting her already is amazing, and it's really just a matter of time. He's a drunk too.
This is so bad for young people to watch, and now the frickin' wedding planner is counselling them.
I...there are no words.
This is so evil.
Oh, I should point an interesting signpost that's marked their marriage thus far:
The church almost burned to the ground due to a helium problem.
Amost. Burned. To. The. Ground.
Toward the end of my relationship with The Douche, my Claddagh ring that I'd had for almost 20 years broke apart in 3 pieces. I will never, ever, ignore such signs again. Maybe they should do the same.
Wait...the chick who played Cindy Brady...she's wearing an "I Love Borat" t-shirt to the pre-wedding bbq.
She is my new hero.
Does anyone else just honestly look at this couple of wastes of space with mouths agape and die a little inside?
I do.
Let me preface by saying that I know that most of the show is scripted.
But Jesus Christ on a Cracker! if there are 2 people in this world who should NOT be married to eachother, Fucking these two are they.
From the episode featuring this douchebag's twisted proposal where he basically makes her think he's going to leave her and then presents her with a ring to the episode I've happened upon tonight where he gets drunk at dinner two nights before the blessed event, threatens, YET AGAIN, to call everything off. It's really frightening actually, and I really wish that she would just leave him. He is abusive, manipulative, and just extremely un-goddamned-healthy. The fact that he's not hitting her already is amazing, and it's really just a matter of time. He's a drunk too.
This is so bad for young people to watch, and now the frickin' wedding planner is counselling them.
I...there are no words.
This is so evil.
Oh, I should point an interesting signpost that's marked their marriage thus far:
The church almost burned to the ground due to a helium problem.
Amost. Burned. To. The. Ground.
Toward the end of my relationship with The Douche, my Claddagh ring that I'd had for almost 20 years broke apart in 3 pieces. I will never, ever, ignore such signs again. Maybe they should do the same.
Wait...the chick who played Cindy Brady...she's wearing an "I Love Borat" t-shirt to the pre-wedding bbq.
She is my new hero.
posted by LC Greenwood at 11:15 PM
2 Comments:
Seriously. He's an egotistical jackass who gets off on playing with his fiance's emotions. Does anyone want to tell him that he's a washed up child actor, and probably shouldn't think so much of himself?
The finale was coming on right as the TiVo was about to switch channels to record The Daily Show. And I thought of you. And wondered if, wherever you were, you felt a chill as this atrocity aired.
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