FY Goddamned I
Hey, MTV?
Shooting in, or applying a 35mm filter to the video feed doesn't make your damn awards show seem any more legitimate or important.
JLO? What in the fuck was up with your sparkly Ukranian Grandmother babuska?
Also nobody fucking buys the whole "security breach" bullshit that happened. You guys do something like that every fucking year in an affort to make intelligent people who had much better things to do than watch the VMA's (also, when, exactly, do these fucking videoa actually air??? In between "Next" marathons and episodes of Laguna Beach?) feel like they "missed something."
And aside from their hipster tight fitting suits and emo hair, OK GO are my secret boyfriends when they're on those treadmils.
This information was compiled from news footage from this morning. For, while I indeed had nothing better to do, I certainly wasn't glued to the "high-browed art and expressionism" of the VMAs.
Douches.
Oh, and Fuck You Al Gore.
And Panic At the Disco can Eat Me.
Best Video of the Year. Have you SEEN that video?? Oh, wait, maybe not...I don't even remember how I saw it.
But trust me. It sucks.
Circuses, Carnivals, and Freakshows as thematic elements or metaphors are not original ideas nor good ones.
You suck.
That is all.
Shooting in, or applying a 35mm filter to the video feed doesn't make your damn awards show seem any more legitimate or important.
JLO? What in the fuck was up with your sparkly Ukranian Grandmother babuska?
Also nobody fucking buys the whole "security breach" bullshit that happened. You guys do something like that every fucking year in an affort to make intelligent people who had much better things to do than watch the VMA's (also, when, exactly, do these fucking videoa actually air??? In between "Next" marathons and episodes of Laguna Beach?) feel like they "missed something."
And aside from their hipster tight fitting suits and emo hair, OK GO are my secret boyfriends when they're on those treadmils.
This information was compiled from news footage from this morning. For, while I indeed had nothing better to do, I certainly wasn't glued to the "high-browed art and expressionism" of the VMAs.
Douches.
Oh, and Fuck You Al Gore.
And Panic At the Disco can Eat Me.
Best Video of the Year. Have you SEEN that video?? Oh, wait, maybe not...I don't even remember how I saw it.
But trust me. It sucks.
Circuses, Carnivals, and Freakshows as thematic elements or metaphors are not original ideas nor good ones.
You suck.
That is all.
posted by LC Greenwood at 8:19 AM
2 Comments:
"applying a 35mm filter to the video feed doesn't make your damn awards show seem any more legitimate or important."
Great observation. They try so hard to be relevant, it'd be pathetic if it weren't for the millions who believe it's true.
This blogs needs to be retitled:
The Xanax Fury
;)
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