Fuck You Internet!

OK, why is it that I cannot find the complete list of Emmy Winners from last night?

Here's what I've searched:

2006 Emmy Award Winners
Emmy Awards 2006 Winners

Do I really need to get any more fucking specific than that?

Then why do I keep getting links for articles from fucking JULY???

EDIT:

Fuck you Emmys.
Just fuck you right up the butt.

Where in the F is Rescue Me?
And BARRY FUCKING MANILOW?

Hollywood, you are dead to me.