Stealing From Myself

Ok, so here are some bits of communication from this morning:

I did chat with a guy last night about this fountain of mystery white sauce ostensibly for dipping strawberries (which I did not eat because I've given up sugar for Lent) and how funny it would be to fill something like that with cream of mushroom soup, provide strawberries for the dipping, plant people around the party raving about it, and see how many people choke it down thinking it was the in-thing to do...an excercise in herd mentality.

Aaaand on the topic of the Oscars:

The only thing I enjoy watching is the obituary montage and that's because it's the only (barely) genuine thing about that goddamned show.

I should not be invited to any gathering around the Oscars unless you're looking to make fun of it the whole time.