To All the Men I've Loved Before...and Will Love...

Please, unless you are 100% sure you are going to do something for me, with me, about me, to me...don't tell me about it.
Ever.

And people wonder why I don't count on men anymore.

If I'm not hearing about how much of a hardship it is to do me a favor...or do your job as a fucking boyfriend, I'm hearing excuses as to why the thing wasn't accomplished at all...or won't be accomplished.

LC's Pavlovian response to promises from boys:
A mental/emotional turning away and efforts to take care of it myself.

huh. Well, that answers some questions...