Holy....

(Sorry...stupid internet connection....)

So, Apparently, Deep Blue Sea ripped off Red Water.

*SPOILER ALERT*
you know the scene where Samuel L. Jackson gets totally eaten during his inspirational speech about how "we're gonna get out of here?"

*END SPOILER*

Well, Some lady tour guide just got totally eaten by the comically large bull shark when it breached right in the middle of her "We're going to save this sanctuary for all the animals" speech in front of a group of highschool kids.

It. Was. Awesome.

The really funny thing about this movie is that there are like 3 different movies happening.

1. Shark Menace Horror.
2. Oil Drilling in Nature Sanctuary Political Think Piece
3. Drug lord searcing for lost stash/money Crime film.

All of these work together to get people into the water as stupidly as possible.

OH MY GOD.
Ok, remember when I told you about how "People Died on Mr. Diamond Phillips's Watch?"
Well, the oil rig in THIS film totally just blew up and some dudes died.

MDP: (Tragic and Brooding) Hank....did he have a family?
Pete the Oil Rig Operator and Long Time Colleague of MDP: Don't do this MDP...
MDP: DID HE HAVE A FAMILY????
Pete: Yeah... 3 kids.

NOT ON HIS WATCH!!!!!!!

ok,. and ....Pete the Oil Rig Operator just got eaten and Mr. Diamond Phillips has entered the water with naught but something heavy to get him to the bottom...

Until next update... when we see the fruition of the "He bites back" foreshadowing from the beginning of this monstrosity