I Think I Just Got a Little Dumber.
Ok. I'm here to tell you right now that the Red Eye is quite possibly the worst thing to ever happen to journalism. Ever.
The Red Eye, for those at home, is basically the "newspaper" for all the ADDers out there who never got ritilin as children. And it's dumbing us all down, one poorly written, badly cliched OpEd at a time.
Today's offering comes to us from one Katie McCollow, whose "Marriage interrupted—by football season" makes me tired in my soul. In the article she simpers about how her husband likes to watch football and for some reason, she's too retarded to get it. So, she buys shoes. And watches Russel Crowe movies.
Someone shoot me.
It's not only a bad cliche of an article, but it's on fucking page 4. AHEAD of a BLURB on page 15 about a strike in Syria targeting a shipment of weapons to Hezbolla guerillas by the US and Isreal. And THAT blurb is included in the same "News by Numbers" section that houses an item about a website that aids adulterers.
And people wonder why the dollar is on a steady decline into the shitter.
The Red Eye, for those at home, is basically the "newspaper" for all the ADDers out there who never got ritilin as children. And it's dumbing us all down, one poorly written, badly cliched OpEd at a time.
Today's offering comes to us from one Katie McCollow, whose "Marriage interrupted—by football season" makes me tired in my soul. In the article she simpers about how her husband likes to watch football and for some reason, she's too retarded to get it. So, she buys shoes. And watches Russel Crowe movies.
Someone shoot me.
It's not only a bad cliche of an article, but it's on fucking page 4. AHEAD of a BLURB on page 15 about a strike in Syria targeting a shipment of weapons to Hezbolla guerillas by the US and Isreal. And THAT blurb is included in the same "News by Numbers" section that houses an item about a website that aids adulterers.
And people wonder why the dollar is on a steady decline into the shitter.
posted by LC Greenwood at 9:42 AM
1 Comments:
This is nothing compared to my addiction of reading celebrity-bashing websites. If this made you feel stupid, check out some of that shit. You literally feel as if your brain decided to cheat on you. It felt right after the time, but it just feels sick afterwards.
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