Ok, You Know What's Fucking Creepy?
Dreaming that you're dating, breaking up with, and getting back together with someone who looks like a cross between Bob Saget and that one actor who plays the Work Bench manager who kind of looks like Bob Saget in "Reaper".
But you know what's even bitch-titting creepier?
Dreaming that your Bob Saget-Actor from Reaper-Boyfriend leaves you stranded in the woods after killing some blonde woman and then framing you for the murder. And then spending the rest of the dream wondering "Why did I date this man" and trying to clear your name.
I'm exhausted this morning.
But you know what's even bitch-titting creepier?
Dreaming that your Bob Saget-Actor from Reaper-Boyfriend leaves you stranded in the woods after killing some blonde woman and then framing you for the murder. And then spending the rest of the dream wondering "Why did I date this man" and trying to clear your name.
I'm exhausted this morning.
posted by LC Greenwood at 9:46 AM
1 Comments:
But do you know what's felching-cum-belching-road-whore awesome? It was a dream and not reality. Because honestly, with our track records, it could have been reality. THAT is fucking creepy.
I'm glad you were able to wake up and roll over and see Brian. And I hate those dreams as well. Unless Brian really secretly loves "Full House" and wants to become Bob Sagat....then run. Run like hell.
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