Goddamnit, Metallica.
"DEATH MAGNETIC"? That's the name of your new undoubtedly terrible next album?
What does that even mean???
You are terrible writers.
I hate you.
What does that even mean???
You are terrible writers.
I hate you.
posted by LC Greenwood at 7:10 PM
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It means, Laura, *sigh* that the ALBUM attracts death. Dur! So when you play it, you need to start cutting into veins and writing bad poetry with your crimson life force until you are too weak to care and you close your eyes KNOWING that you sure showed your parents, didn't you?
NO. I refuse to accept that. The proper way to say it is "Magnetic to Death" (infinitely cooler) or "Death Magnet"(infinitely less cool, but still grammatically correct.)
Cliff
Burton is spinning in his grave. NAY! Turning over and saying, "Fuck You Lars."
*Sigh again* Laura, it's MUCH more emo to have bad grammar.
Sheesh.
I mean, come ON.
I have to go cut now. Cause Hell, Hell is for Children...
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