HOCKEY!
So, I went to a Blackhawks game last night.
I came to the following conclusions:
-The nosebleed seats are called such for a reason. I thought I was going to pass out.
-I turn right back into a girl during hockey games. This is owing to the fact that I can't get Icing or Off-Sides straight in my head.
-The Penalty Box: Let's dial up the "you...you feel shame". I believe that the "Box Judge" should not only be in charge of opening and closing the door, he should take his seat next to the offending player and "JUDGE" him. Complete with a lot of sighing, sidelong glances, and disappointed head-shaking. Optional EXTREME PENALTY BOX VISITS include a small child in hockey jersey much too big for him. His innocent, confused gaze fixed at the offending player while asking questions like: "Why are you in here?" "Why did you hit that man with your stick?" "Did you mean to trip him?"
-Also that I am very lucky to be marrying an ex-hockey player. Cuz he can teach me how to skate in hockey skates.
Then truly, my bad-assery will be complete.
I came to the following conclusions:
-The nosebleed seats are called such for a reason. I thought I was going to pass out.
-I turn right back into a girl during hockey games. This is owing to the fact that I can't get Icing or Off-Sides straight in my head.
-The Penalty Box: Let's dial up the "you...you feel shame". I believe that the "Box Judge" should not only be in charge of opening and closing the door, he should take his seat next to the offending player and "JUDGE" him. Complete with a lot of sighing, sidelong glances, and disappointed head-shaking. Optional EXTREME PENALTY BOX VISITS include a small child in hockey jersey much too big for him. His innocent, confused gaze fixed at the offending player while asking questions like: "Why are you in here?" "Why did you hit that man with your stick?" "Did you mean to trip him?"
-Also that I am very lucky to be marrying an ex-hockey player. Cuz he can teach me how to skate in hockey skates.
Then truly, my bad-assery will be complete.
posted by LC Greenwood at 11:01 AM
1 Comments:
Josh and I just had a conversation about how much a baby penalty box would come in handy. We decided that I would be the Box Judge and that he would be the rabid fan pounding on the glass behind the offending baby. This may or may not work.
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