The Boy on the new British Airbus monstrosity:
(paraphrased as I was laughing too damn hard to really get every word)

"It's a HORRIBLE idea. You know how many people that thing seats? 800. First of all, can you imagine the amount of feces that thing is going to expell?? 800 people dude. And how do you get off the fucking thing? It takes a half hour to get off a 727 that sets 50. 800 people? And what about the luggage?? 800 people standing around a conveyor belt? And how bout the poor bastard who has to sit by the bathroom the whole flight???"

this is when I cut in:
"But wait, weak, if it's only a two hour flight it wouldn't be that big a deal."

"No, dude. There's no way a plane that huge is going to fly from England to like Scotland. No, it's going to fly around the entire planet. Spreading feces and urine all over the globe. It's an AWFUL idea."

I didn't stop laughing for 10 minutes.

Also this weekend, I attended a surprise party for a friend. It was just as few of us lying in wait for this poor, unsuspecting guy to get home from a movie with his girlfriend. What movie you ask? Hotel Rawanda. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

The door opens, all the lights are out and we just jumped out. Kinda panicked because our attention span is so short and he kind of surprised us. Our line was supposed to be: "SURPRISE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" But I think what came out was: "RAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHRGH!" at which point he screamed and FELL DOWN. It was really funny but Jesus, we scared the piss out of him. He was frightened. We terrified this poor man. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
It was then I was reminded of the scene from Oleana by David Mamet when the professor gets off the phone in the first act after he's discovered that his wife and friends are throwing him a surprise party. He muses "it's an act of agresssion...a surprise party."

I'd say that our friends reaction is a damn good case in point for how it could be.