Seriously Tom. Fuck You.
OOOOOOHHHHH!!! I have been WAITING for this carton of shitnog* to ooze back out of the woodwork. Seems Tom has gone out and bought himself a sonogram machine so he can keep tabs on the development of his unborn child. Ok, the AMA is up in arms as untrained use of the machine can possibly cause risks to the mother and child. But that doens't apply here because we all know that Tom has a PhD in psychiatry. And BATSHIT INSANITY.
That's it. If Scientology is to be believed, then Tom is actually the reincarnated Xenu awaiting the arrival of the anti-christ.
We're doomed unless this man is stopped.
Here's an article sent to me courtesy of Artgirl:
Cruise's Sonogram Scrap
For those out there who feared Tom Cruise's new publicist would rein him in and spoil all your fun, you can quit worrying. The future baby daddy of Katie Holmes has been in fine form lately with his non-stop chatter about the at-home sonogram he's using to personally track his spawn's development, a purchase that has some medical professionals all riled up.
"I went out and bought the newest sonogram machine," Cruise told "Extra" this week while promoting "Mission: Impossible III" in China (he also recently talked up his new toy with Barbara Walters). "I'm a filmmaker, so I've got the see the dailies."
And how do the pictures of the littlest member of the Church of Scientology look? "They're beautiful," he enthuses. "They're spectacular."
Cruise, who has repeatedly mentioned how he plans to donate the device (estimated cost: anywhere from $15,000 to $200,000) to a hospital, also discussed it during a China-set sit-down with "Entertainment Tonight."
"I actually went out and bought my own sonogram machine," offered the toothy A-lister, who says he was a quick study on the medical appliance. "You just read the instructions, kind of play with it a little bit and see the baby dancing around! It's amazing."
While it's unclear whether Holmes, who is said to be about six months along (the gender remains unknown), finds it "amazing" to have her belly repeatedly smeared with goop so her overly involved fiancé can watch their TomKitten boogie in-utero, the American College of Radiology is less than thrilled with his home movies.
"The ACR is concerned that Tom Cruise has been badly advised regarding the use and potential abuse of ultrasound," a doctor affiliated with the organization said in a statement. "This is a patient safety issue. Untrained people, even if they have the financial means, should not buy, or be allowed to buy and operate, ultrasound machines which are, in fact, medical devices and should not be used without a medical indication."
Also weighing in on the issue is the American Institute of Ultrasound in Medicine, which points out that Cruise's "recent purchase of an ultrasound machine for personal use at home is both inappropriate and in violation of FDA rules addressing the sale of medical equipment."
None of this is likely to deter the control-craving Cruise, who, in addition to taking an active interest in the day-to-day happenings in Katie's womb, will also have a say in what she'll wear when she pledges to stay with him forever, in sickness and in health, in e-meters and Thetans, as long as they both shall live.
When asked by "ET" whether he plans to go the traditional route and not see the bride in all her sartorial splendor before the aisle walk, Tom is adamant: "I want to see the dress."
And when will the nuptials take place? A suddenly pokey Tom says there's no date yet set, but predicts it'll happen sometime next summer or fall (and don't believe the Oct. 21 date on a faux but highly entertaining registry posted at Neiman-Marcus, which has the cringe-inducing couple coveting a $140 gravy boat and a $430 coffee pot, among other items).
"I just want it to be a celebration of love and our relationship and how beautiful relationships are," Cruise tells "ET." "It's a time to really recognize the importance of family and trust and friendship and I just want it to be a great day."
God I hate him.
Flames out of the sides of my face.
*thank you to Cubicle for bringing that colloquiolism into my life.
That's it. If Scientology is to be believed, then Tom is actually the reincarnated Xenu awaiting the arrival of the anti-christ.
We're doomed unless this man is stopped.
Here's an article sent to me courtesy of Artgirl:
Cruise's Sonogram Scrap
For those out there who feared Tom Cruise's new publicist would rein him in and spoil all your fun, you can quit worrying. The future baby daddy of Katie Holmes has been in fine form lately with his non-stop chatter about the at-home sonogram he's using to personally track his spawn's development, a purchase that has some medical professionals all riled up.
"I went out and bought the newest sonogram machine," Cruise told "Extra" this week while promoting "Mission: Impossible III" in China (he also recently talked up his new toy with Barbara Walters). "I'm a filmmaker, so I've got the see the dailies."
And how do the pictures of the littlest member of the Church of Scientology look? "They're beautiful," he enthuses. "They're spectacular."
Cruise, who has repeatedly mentioned how he plans to donate the device (estimated cost: anywhere from $15,000 to $200,000) to a hospital, also discussed it during a China-set sit-down with "Entertainment Tonight."
"I actually went out and bought my own sonogram machine," offered the toothy A-lister, who says he was a quick study on the medical appliance. "You just read the instructions, kind of play with it a little bit and see the baby dancing around! It's amazing."
While it's unclear whether Holmes, who is said to be about six months along (the gender remains unknown), finds it "amazing" to have her belly repeatedly smeared with goop so her overly involved fiancé can watch their TomKitten boogie in-utero, the American College of Radiology is less than thrilled with his home movies.
"The ACR is concerned that Tom Cruise has been badly advised regarding the use and potential abuse of ultrasound," a doctor affiliated with the organization said in a statement. "This is a patient safety issue. Untrained people, even if they have the financial means, should not buy, or be allowed to buy and operate, ultrasound machines which are, in fact, medical devices and should not be used without a medical indication."
Also weighing in on the issue is the American Institute of Ultrasound in Medicine, which points out that Cruise's "recent purchase of an ultrasound machine for personal use at home is both inappropriate and in violation of FDA rules addressing the sale of medical equipment."
None of this is likely to deter the control-craving Cruise, who, in addition to taking an active interest in the day-to-day happenings in Katie's womb, will also have a say in what she'll wear when she pledges to stay with him forever, in sickness and in health, in e-meters and Thetans, as long as they both shall live.
When asked by "ET" whether he plans to go the traditional route and not see the bride in all her sartorial splendor before the aisle walk, Tom is adamant: "I want to see the dress."
And when will the nuptials take place? A suddenly pokey Tom says there's no date yet set, but predicts it'll happen sometime next summer or fall (and don't believe the Oct. 21 date on a faux but highly entertaining registry posted at Neiman-Marcus, which has the cringe-inducing couple coveting a $140 gravy boat and a $430 coffee pot, among other items).
"I just want it to be a celebration of love and our relationship and how beautiful relationships are," Cruise tells "ET." "It's a time to really recognize the importance of family and trust and friendship and I just want it to be a great day."
God I hate him.
Flames out of the sides of my face.
*thank you to Cubicle for bringing that colloquiolism into my life.
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