So, Apparently, in My Generation, Marriage is Dead.
With the exception of a choice few, it seems that Gen-xers are incapable of making marriage work. At least their first marriages. And they end in some of the most self-destructive ways possible. So, let's see... this one I just found out about will make it a hat-trick (in as many years) for marriages ended due to cheating. 2 in the last 3 months!
Awesome.
Maybe this is why I've been spared so far. Because I don't think I could handle my marriage ending because my husband was too much of a pussy to work on the problem and too much of a greedy bastard to keep it in his pants long enough to give me time to figure out for myself that the marriage was doomed.
Longest. Sentence. Ever.
Thank God. Thank God I'm not trapped in a horrible marriage constantly second guessing my husband and worse...myself.
Thank God I'm not cripplingly lonely specifically because of someone else.
Awesome.
Maybe this is why I've been spared so far. Because I don't think I could handle my marriage ending because my husband was too much of a pussy to work on the problem and too much of a greedy bastard to keep it in his pants long enough to give me time to figure out for myself that the marriage was doomed.
Longest. Sentence. Ever.
Thank God. Thank God I'm not trapped in a horrible marriage constantly second guessing my husband and worse...myself.
Thank God I'm not cripplingly lonely specifically because of someone else.
posted by LC Greenwood at 5:18 PM
1 Comments:
Yup, starter marriages. I don't know why one bothers getting into something you're fairly certain is doomed. Especially when you can play house for free. But that's what us kids are doing these days.
Yeah, Oprah and Stedman are doin' it up right. Although when both people are free from worrying about relying on each other financially, and when you get in a fight you just get in your private jet and go to one of your other houses to sulk... it looks more... glamorous.
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