For the Record

I absofuckinglutely HATE these stupid match.com web cam ads where they have some douchebag pretending to be looking at his monitor and making various retarded faces to suggest that he's "Acting Naturally."
Also, there are no guys that good looking on match fucking dot com.
Yeah, I said it.

EDIT:

Like on myspace just now I saw one where this guy is chewing gum (charmingly) and removing what might as well be a striped goddamned shirt.