"Boyfriend Season is Around the Corner..."
...Touts an online banner ad on myspace. True.com I believe is the vendor.
Everytime I see it, I want to burn things. Boyfriend season. Hurry, Girls!! It's BOYFRIEND SEASON. Don't be the only one left this season without one!
I mean, a good relationship is like a pair of UGS. Everyone whose anyone has them!! Like, wow.
And HOW do you get one??
Get skinny! Get your hair done. Keep your nails manicured and pedicured!
God Forbid he actually find out that you are, in fact, a human being!
Also, UGS are about the ugliest fucking shoe I've ever seen. I don't give a flying fuck of a rats ass if that's why they're cleverly called "UGS". No one should be wearing them much less paying the money they do for them.
Moral of the story:
Boyfriends are over-rated.
If you're single, be happy. By yourself.
For serious.
Everytime I see it, I want to burn things. Boyfriend season. Hurry, Girls!! It's BOYFRIEND SEASON. Don't be the only one left this season without one!
I mean, a good relationship is like a pair of UGS. Everyone whose anyone has them!! Like, wow.
And HOW do you get one??
Get skinny! Get your hair done. Keep your nails manicured and pedicured!
God Forbid he actually find out that you are, in fact, a human being!
Also, UGS are about the ugliest fucking shoe I've ever seen. I don't give a flying fuck of a rats ass if that's why they're cleverly called "UGS". No one should be wearing them much less paying the money they do for them.
Moral of the story:
Boyfriends are over-rated.
If you're single, be happy. By yourself.
For serious.
posted by LC Greenwood at 4:23 PM
2 Comments:
Kinda sums up the entire MySpace experience though... doesn't it?
99.9% of people on that site are insecure, immature and spend hours adding "friends" (read: total strangers) in the hopes for a scant compliment here and there.
Not to sound like a total prude, but the photography in those "True" banners are the perfect fit for a bunch of undersexed losers who puff up themselves and each other with sparkly graphics and comments like "HUGS, hunnie - have a blessed weekend!"
The lack of depth makes me want to puke. Now ADD me, sweetie!!! myspace.com/bradcornelius
But Laura, the only way to get a boyfriend is to wear UGS.
Shit....maybe that's why I'm divorced now. I bought UGS ripoffs at Payless for nine bucks.
You get what you pay for! Now I gotta run and throw up the last thing I ate. Since my worth is based on my waist line...
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