DUMB BOYSCOUT UPDATE!

He was homesick.
He. Was. Homesick.

OK, normally, I'm a hell of a lot more sympathetic towards children. But I've had a particularly bad bout with my best friend PMS, so I'm a little light in the compassion department.

HOMESICK? You're homesick, so you take your Pringles and try to go home?
HHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!

Ok, sorry.
Sadly, here's what I think really happened. I think this kid has been a walking playground beating and the scouts decided to bring a little playground to the forest. Kid cries, he says "THAT'S ENOUGH" and takes off.
I feel bad for him, I really do.
And I sincerely hope that they talk to the rest of the troop to see what the hell set this kid off.