A Review.
Spiderman 3 officially sucks.
I am pretty upset and my ass still hurts because the thing is like 9 million hours long.
Also, I've never seen James Franco smile so much in one sitting.
It started to get really creepy after a while. They could have been going for that, I'm not sure.
Also, I think that about 9 scenes involving MJ being pissed off at Peter could have been resolved with and obvious,
"Peter, I'm pissed at you" thereby cutting the script by about 7 million hours.
Even the opening fucking titles are too goddamned long.
Special Effects aside, this movie sucked. Topher Grace was ridiculous. The Sandman resolution made me want to poke my own eyes out. (At one point I dosed off in the middle of a pause in dialogue and woke back up during the same fucking pause.)
If it was a stage show, I would say the actors were jerking off all over the stage with all the "acting in the pauses" that was going on.
Fucking shit.
I am pretty upset and my ass still hurts because the thing is like 9 million hours long.
Also, I've never seen James Franco smile so much in one sitting.
It started to get really creepy after a while. They could have been going for that, I'm not sure.
Also, I think that about 9 scenes involving MJ being pissed off at Peter could have been resolved with and obvious,
"Peter, I'm pissed at you" thereby cutting the script by about 7 million hours.
Even the opening fucking titles are too goddamned long.
Special Effects aside, this movie sucked. Topher Grace was ridiculous. The Sandman resolution made me want to poke my own eyes out. (At one point I dosed off in the middle of a pause in dialogue and woke back up during the same fucking pause.)
If it was a stage show, I would say the actors were jerking off all over the stage with all the "acting in the pauses" that was going on.
Fucking shit.
posted by LC Greenwood at 10:33 AM
1 Comments:
Thanks for saving me $9.50... or whatever valuable, internal organs people are turning over for a ticket these days.
And yet... I'm glad it was made, solely for being the impetus for this little gem:
http://www.black20.com/virals/?s=91
Everyone needs burgers sometimes... even Spidermans.
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