Thursday, June 14, 2007

Whoa

Why, hello there PMS! It's been a while since I've felt the need to drown squirrels and wring the necks of puppies.
Good to see you!!

Not even the soothing tones of Teenage Fanclub or the Angsty wailing of Weezer's Blue Album can cut through this haze of rage that has set up shop 'round my cube today.

No longing today. Just the shadow of a full on Hulk-Out chalkboard-scratching the back of my brain.

This is a run-out-to-the-edge-of-the-lake-and-scream-your-Goddamned-head-off-while-throwing-clumps-of-sand-at-the- water-and-frightening-children,-the-elderly-and-seagulls kind of angry.

This is a destroy a living room kind of day.

This is a toss-heavy-things-off-a-high-roof-onto-horrified-onlookers-sort-of-pissed.

I think I might need some chocolate.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jason said...

I think Margot Kidder is available if you need a sensei for all that...

hope you smiled.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Auryn23 said...

I have a punching bag you can use any time.

6:45 PM  

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