Adrian Peterson...
Is the new Brett Favre.
OK, I know. I KNOW. He is the best Running Back to ever play in the NFL this year. He's awesome. He's just the bees knees. He's the best thing since sliced bread.
Got it.
Seriously.
I haven't heard so much fellating-speak since the Green Bay game.
"He has the firmest handshake. I mean, he shakes your hand and lets you know he's in the room."
No. I'm not kidding. A telecaster actually said that.
Hey, you know what?
I'm the sorest loser ever.
And I have a pretty fucking firm handshake myself, thank you very goddamned much.
Stupid Bears.
OK, I know. I KNOW. He is the best Running Back to ever play in the NFL this year. He's awesome. He's just the bees knees. He's the best thing since sliced bread.
Got it.
Seriously.
I haven't heard so much fellating-speak since the Green Bay game.
"He has the firmest handshake. I mean, he shakes your hand and lets you know he's in the room."
No. I'm not kidding. A telecaster actually said that.
Hey, you know what?
I'm the sorest loser ever.
And I have a pretty fucking firm handshake myself, thank you very goddamned much.
Stupid Bears.
posted by LC Greenwood at 9:34 AM
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As my father wisely spake unto me last eve, he spake thus:
"This is a team destined for a good draft pick."
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