Hey, Cubs Fans...Settle Down, etc.
There's a rally today for the Cubs because they have the worst record in the League yet clinched their division. By default. Because the Brewers lost. After getting their asses handed to them, AGAIN, by the Marlins. The other worst team in the league. Who, apparently have made it their mission to finish their season by making every team going into the playoffs look like shit. I heart baseball. But seriously. A RALLY? C'mon. They got into the playoffs. Big goddamned deal. They should be doing that every year. EVERY YEAR. Oh, and the piece de resistance to this whole over-reacting jump o'the gun? A survey on the news asking:
"Do you think the Cubs curse has been lifted?"
Um, again, I remind everyone of last week's sweep by the Marlins.
Chickens before they hatch, eggs in one basket, pick one. But the point is, let's all calm the hell down. There's still plenty of time for the Cubs to break everyone's hearts again.
Personally, all my hope finally died in '03.
In other news, the Bears suck even harder than they did last week. I cannot even begin to express my sadness, anger and disgust at the fact that they lost to the fucking LIONS. The Lions, historically the worst team ever to be the worst and comic relief for millions of fans across America. THE LIONS!!!
And here's the deal. It's not the quarterback. It's two things. Bad recieving and bad play-calling. Thanks Ron Turner, for leading this team into Suck-Town. And thanks, receivers for apparently forgetting how to catch, and hold on to a football. Thank you. Thank you very goddamned much.
On a lighter note.
If you haven't seen the film Curious George, I suggest you go out right now and rent it, itunes it, netfilx it, what the hell ever. But see this movie.
It's the cutest goddamned thing you will ever see and it will make all the bad stuff go away for the duration.
I mean, are you KIDDING ME with that face???
"Do you think the Cubs curse has been lifted?"
Um, again, I remind everyone of last week's sweep by the Marlins.
Chickens before they hatch, eggs in one basket, pick one. But the point is, let's all calm the hell down. There's still plenty of time for the Cubs to break everyone's hearts again.
Personally, all my hope finally died in '03.
In other news, the Bears suck even harder than they did last week. I cannot even begin to express my sadness, anger and disgust at the fact that they lost to the fucking LIONS. The Lions, historically the worst team ever to be the worst and comic relief for millions of fans across America. THE LIONS!!!
And here's the deal. It's not the quarterback. It's two things. Bad recieving and bad play-calling. Thanks Ron Turner, for leading this team into Suck-Town. And thanks, receivers for apparently forgetting how to catch, and hold on to a football. Thank you. Thank you very goddamned much.
On a lighter note.
If you haven't seen the film Curious George, I suggest you go out right now and rent it, itunes it, netfilx it, what the hell ever. But see this movie.
It's the cutest goddamned thing you will ever see and it will make all the bad stuff go away for the duration.
I mean, are you KIDDING ME with that face???
posted by LC Greenwood at 9:49 AM
2 Comments:
Wow. I mean, just wow. Just. Wow.
I'm concerned about you, HLP. You had your surly and you were making your surly points, but then you went into a complete 180 and started pointing out an adorable (so true) cartoon monkey face that takes the surly right out of the reader. In fact, I kinda wept.
We need to drink about this at a future date.
Yeah, Man in the Yellow Hat is pretty cute.
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