You are TOTALLY OFF My Friends List!
Ok, so, it seems that the adult world has literally plunged face-first into a magical fountain of youth that renders one a teen something retard and makes it ok to express one's discontent with another by removing that person from an elite list of 560 people on fucking myspace, facebook, or I have no life .com.
Make no mistake, I do, indeed, have a myspace page. And a Facebook page. (I have validation issues people. I write a BLOG for crying upstairs!).
But seriously.
If you are going to let someone know that you are mad at them, or no longer friends by demoting them from your top whatever number they let you have now or deleting them all together, without a follow-up message? You, my friend, have what people call "issues".
I mean, hell, I've removed people as a symbolic gesture AFTER having had a real life incident with them. It's akin to deleting someone's number from your cell phone.
But I never said
"This'll show 'em" and removed them without dealing with it on earth first.
You remember Earth right?
The place with real trees, art, sports and *GASP* people with VOICES?
You know who you are.
Make no mistake, I do, indeed, have a myspace page. And a Facebook page. (I have validation issues people. I write a BLOG for crying upstairs!).
But seriously.
If you are going to let someone know that you are mad at them, or no longer friends by demoting them from your top whatever number they let you have now or deleting them all together, without a follow-up message? You, my friend, have what people call "issues".
I mean, hell, I've removed people as a symbolic gesture AFTER having had a real life incident with them. It's akin to deleting someone's number from your cell phone.
But I never said
"This'll show 'em" and removed them without dealing with it on earth first.
You remember Earth right?
The place with real trees, art, sports and *GASP* people with VOICES?
You know who you are.
6 Comments:
OH OH OH OH OH!!!! Totally send me a message and tell me who it was!!! I TOTALLY have to know! And, like, I won't talk to them during study hall!
Dude, relax. I deleted my whole MySpace account, not just you. Christ almighty.
Actually, this was written at the behest of a friend. No, really. She's a friend. Wait...lemme go check my myspace list!!!
Wait one second, dearie.
While, apparently, I'm "good" enough to be your MySpace friend, I'm still NOT (apparently) good enough to be your FaceBook friend.
:-(
Uh, I never got a facebook request from you. Because Facebook sucks.
Please resend.
Kthnksbye.
Ya know, sometimes, it feels like I'm the one pulling all the weight in this relationship.
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