And Now...Depression Sets In.
You guys, for serious. I am fucking bored.
I've taken my bike in twice for rear flat tires in as many days. What the fucking fuck? I GET that it's an old bike, but getting stranded all the way in Rogers Park kind of sucks my balls.
MIke Myers is on Regis and Kelly right now. Isn't he irrelevant yet?
I have just heaved an enormous sigh that says "I think my career as a writer for advertising and marketing might be over.
BUT GOOD NEWS!
My brother just called!
I'm going fishing!
What?
I've taken my bike in twice for rear flat tires in as many days. What the fucking fuck? I GET that it's an old bike, but getting stranded all the way in Rogers Park kind of sucks my balls.
MIke Myers is on Regis and Kelly right now. Isn't he irrelevant yet?
I have just heaved an enormous sigh that says "I think my career as a writer for advertising and marketing might be over.
BUT GOOD NEWS!
My brother just called!
I'm going fishing!
What?
posted by LC Greenwood at 9:24 AM
5 Comments:
I was watching Mikey on The Daily Show the other day, and he was so PAINFULLY UNFUNNY that I had to turn it off. I felt really bad for Jon. He was just sitting there watching Mike do his schtick, and I can just tell he was thinking "How many more seconds of this can I take?"
I am very excited that THE LOVE GURU tanked. Why? Because it means that studios will hopefully start putting two and two together and realize that Jessica Alba is totally talentless and is Box Office Poison.
Sadly, I don't think it's Jessica Alba that's the poison behind this box office.
Okay, maybe not poison. But after Good Luck Chuck and the rest of the crap she's been in lately? She's at least a Box Office 24-Hour Flu.
Yes, that is his full Christian name.
Yes... poison. After AWAKE, THE EYE, and GOOD LUCK CHUCK and the sub-par performance of FF2, I'm not only putting her to task on her inability to carry a film, but her incredibly poor choices. Who the fuck is her agent? They have to know that every fucking troglodyte in the world thinks she's like the hottest femme in the world (why that is, I'll never understand), so they've got to put her in films where she gets to be sexy. The only thing that can save her career after this film is her starting to do nude scenes. I'm still really hoping and praying that R-Rod and Miller re-cast Nancy for the next SIN CITY.
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