Billy Bob Thornton is an Asshole.
http://tinyurl.com/c62upa
The link above features an interview conducted by a radio station...in Canada, I think.
Apparently, Slingblade has a band. But he doesn't want his acting to overshadow his bandmates.
However, rather than just SAY that, Captain Dickhead has to act like a fucking 2 year old, embarrassing himself, the DJ and the rest of his band.
I'll tell you. If I were those guys, I'd be like,
"Listen, Billy. As much as we'd like to tell ourselves that we're this awesome band getting radio play and interviews and blowjobs on our own merit, the reality is, you're like, one of the most famous actors ever. You've been inside Angelina Jolie. Before the babies. We understand that. And I, for one, am TOTALLY ok with riding on your weird coattails. So, stop acting like a fucking handjob and let's have some fucking fun with this. Also, here's some ice cream. Try smiling for a minute."
I mean, HONESTLY.
The link above features an interview conducted by a radio station...in Canada, I think.
Apparently, Slingblade has a band. But he doesn't want his acting to overshadow his bandmates.
However, rather than just SAY that, Captain Dickhead has to act like a fucking 2 year old, embarrassing himself, the DJ and the rest of his band.
I'll tell you. If I were those guys, I'd be like,
"Listen, Billy. As much as we'd like to tell ourselves that we're this awesome band getting radio play and interviews and blowjobs on our own merit, the reality is, you're like, one of the most famous actors ever. You've been inside Angelina Jolie. Before the babies. We understand that. And I, for one, am TOTALLY ok with riding on your weird coattails. So, stop acting like a fucking handjob and let's have some fucking fun with this. Also, here's some ice cream. Try smiling for a minute."
I mean, HONESTLY.
1 Comments:
"Before the babies".
LOL!!
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