Yes, I Have My Period, But Hollywood Needs to Die in a Fucking Fire.
I was just over at The Hater on the Av Club, and I read a nauseating report about the "swag bags" being handed out to the "celebrities" at the Oscars.
Here's my conclusion:
I truly believe that Hollywood "stars" are "stars" simply so that Americans have something to envy. Essentially, it's a vast commercial conspiracy designed to make people "aspire" to be something "greater than themselves." And by "aspire" I mean "covet" and by "greater" I mean "laden with useless garbage on which no one should be spending more than $50."
This kind of spending exhibitionism does nothing more than feed the "Great American Longing" which is rooted in The Great American Abandoned Child Syndrome brought about by Christianity.
Here's the equation:
Death of Savior (Parent) + Denial + Hope of Return=Self Sabotage in order to retain Familiar sense of Desperate and Oh so Romantic Longing.
Is your mind blown?
Yeah, it's Wednesday, bitches.
Here's my conclusion:
I truly believe that Hollywood "stars" are "stars" simply so that Americans have something to envy. Essentially, it's a vast commercial conspiracy designed to make people "aspire" to be something "greater than themselves." And by "aspire" I mean "covet" and by "greater" I mean "laden with useless garbage on which no one should be spending more than $50."
This kind of spending exhibitionism does nothing more than feed the "Great American Longing" which is rooted in The Great American Abandoned Child Syndrome brought about by Christianity.
Here's the equation:
Death of Savior (Parent) + Denial + Hope of Return=Self Sabotage in order to retain Familiar sense of Desperate and Oh so Romantic Longing.
Is your mind blown?
Yeah, it's Wednesday, bitches.
posted by LC Greenwood at 10:47 AM
2 Comments:
Spot on deconstruction of the typical American mindset.
Yes, my mind is blown. And it's so funny, cause just this morning, I was bitching about Fashion Week during the recession on my blog.
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