Ode to My Cat

I love you.
You are the cutest.
You are so cute when you leap up on an unsteady shelf
and it comes crashing down on the floor breaking everything on it
at 5:55 AM.

Casualties of Cat War:

Countless expensive candle holders
A beautiful LARGE Sno-Globe ( HA! So fun to clean up!)
A Seargent Pepper's Music Box my brother gave me (You had to do that one a few times before you won.)
All but 1 of the Crate and Barrel Wine Glasses
A Lladro figurine from my mother
A Colombina Statue from my grandparents
Picture frames
A Hello Kitty Clock

Mom, your frustration is duly noted.

I can't keep anything nice in the house you little bastard.