An Open Letter to the Chicago Bears
Dear Bears,
Don't you EVER do that again.. YOU HEAR ME? You had me worried SICK!
I'm glad you're ok, but NEVER AGAIN!
Also, Grossman. Listen up, pal. You looked like a total tool in the post-game interview.
"Wow, I mean, I just can't believe how great our defense is. Man! (Shit eating grin) We are just amazing!"
Let me tell you something. You completely, single-handedly FUCKED our turnover record. Don't give me that goofy smile and pat on your own damn back until you learn how to get that ball out of your hand properly. If I see you spend more than 10 seconds in that pocket again, I'm coming down there and bitch-slapping you upside your dumbass head personally.
Urlacher, my love, you are awesome and you saved us last night. I hope you kicked the shit out of Grossman after the game.
Thank God there's a by-week. My heart cannot handle another game like that. That shit was an anyuerism waiting to happen.
Don't you EVER do that again.. YOU HEAR ME? You had me worried SICK!
I'm glad you're ok, but NEVER AGAIN!
Also, Grossman. Listen up, pal. You looked like a total tool in the post-game interview.
"Wow, I mean, I just can't believe how great our defense is. Man! (Shit eating grin) We are just amazing!"
Let me tell you something. You completely, single-handedly FUCKED our turnover record. Don't give me that goofy smile and pat on your own damn back until you learn how to get that ball out of your hand properly. If I see you spend more than 10 seconds in that pocket again, I'm coming down there and bitch-slapping you upside your dumbass head personally.
Urlacher, my love, you are awesome and you saved us last night. I hope you kicked the shit out of Grossman after the game.
Thank God there's a by-week. My heart cannot handle another game like that. That shit was an anyuerism waiting to happen.
posted by LC Greenwood at 3:24 PM
2 Comments:
After reading your last several entries, I've ascertained that you are 100 percent, without a doubt, completely insane.
Not that it's a bad thing, but you, my dear, are nuts.
^^^^You, sir, are correct.
Play on, boys.
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