Jesse Jackson Makes Baby Jesus Cry

Just when I thought he could actually be someone other than a political opportunist...
This morning's WGN newscast featured Jesse Jackson...on to plug a scholarship fund set up by him and his wife funding underpriveleged children. I thought, wow. How nice. It's good to see him doing some good without all his soap-box pontificating slathered and oozing all over everything.
That sneaky-boots!
For no sooner had the news team thanked him for his appearance—Rev. Jackson inexplicably and totally out of left field starts in with:
"This sex scandal in the Senate is the important thing right now...this is just horrible.."
And then Larry "Hotness" Potash just says:
"We're out of time Reverend. Yes, we know. We're going to be covering that story in just a moment, sir"
And then offered to get him an albino python for his birthday.