An Open Letter to July Barr Topinka's Campaign Team

What in the fucking fuck are you thinking with these commercials?
Blags (my pet name for He of the Substantial Hair) is going to wipe his ass with you if you keep up with these ads.

"...so scary that even my dogs run away!" ???? SERIOUSLY?
Lookit. Next time one of your pundits says "I think it'd be SUPER cute if my dogs/cats/fish/hermit crabs were in my commericals!" tell them fucking NO!
Swat them with a rolled up newspaper and say NO! Forcefully.
And then later give them some snausages.
Because for real.
These ads are abysmal.
As a member of the advertising community, I'm gonna say, if y'all can't get it together on the TV (idiot) box there, then I'm not sure I want to vote for you.
And your new ones aren't much better.
"Had Enough?"
That sucks.
How about telling me what you're going to do better rather than telling me the (SHOCKING) shit Blags is doing wrong.

Also, on a personal note to Ms. Topinka. I love a little surly as much as the next girl, but you might want to think about toning it down. You're teetering on Screeching Harpy and, frankly, it's starting to get on people's nerves.