So Apparently No One Will Be SPEAKING Anymore

Ok, I'm ALL about technology. I love the internet, email, cellphones, I'm a texting fiend...
But I've just gotten wind of some NEW technology.
"Sick of those rambling voicemails that you jsut don't have time to sort through?"
cue VM:
"Hey, it's me...had a pretty good day today um..."
Fade out
"Well now, you can get your voice mails emailed to you in text format."

Great. As if we've cut down on the amount of time we hear a human voice much less see a human face enough.

Lookit, I'm no saint. As I said, I love all things communication.
But I think from now on I'm going to take advantage of phones (emphasis on PHONIC) before humans evolve into creatures with no ears.