Hey, Um...

Does anyone else think that Colin Farrell might not actually be a real human being?



There's just something slightly...plastic about him. I've never been able to place it before. But today I figured it out.

He's a Fabricated Human.

You know how when someone tries to draw a face, and does an ok job, but there's something just off about it? That's Colin Farrell. He's like a real life Polar Express character. He looks, totally real, but if he turns his head slightly, you get a glimpse of robot.

Also, Look at what he's constructed from:

Full head of thick, wavy dark hair.
3 days of beard growth. Constantly.
Irish accent. Which, is really what gave it away for me. It's not even a GOOD accent. It's almost like it was an option. But with the "New Car Smell" stuff at the carwash quality.

So, yeah.