You Can Thank Rolling Rock
Why, oh why is it snowing buckets the day after the Equinox??
Because the Moon is pissed.
Why?
Because Rolling Rock wants to use her as a fucking billboard.
The day after an Equinox.
On a Full Moon.
Now, we all know that the science behind actually projecting something on the moon is near about impossible, and that this is all a joke. Ahahhhahahahhahahaahhahaaaa!!!
But the intent is there.
And now it's snowing.
You do the maths.
Because the Moon is pissed.
Why?
Because Rolling Rock wants to use her as a fucking billboard.
The day after an Equinox.
On a Full Moon.
Now, we all know that the science behind actually projecting something on the moon is near about impossible, and that this is all a joke. Ahahhhahahahhahahaahhahaaaa!!!
But the intent is there.
And now it's snowing.
You do the maths.
3 Comments:
I could not agree with you more.
I was just looking at the moon last night and so sad about advertising on it. It just hurts my heart. And apparently causes blizzards in Chicago.
I'm not certain of this advertising campaign you speak of, but what's up with the pluralizing of words that shouldn't be pluralized?
I'm confuseds.
Howard Stern has been talking for months about advertising on the Moon for Sirius Satellite Radio. He doesn't want a projection but, rather, a huge structure built on the moon that could be seen from earth.
I think he's joking...
Post a Comment
<< Home