Tuesday, July 01, 2008

No Thank You, Vera Wang.

Ok, so this morning I decide, "Hey, Internet, let's go look at some dresses!" and I find my way over to Vera Wang.
Vera Wang whom everybody throws up all over themselves over.
Vera Wang—featured in that Sex and the City movie that everyone keeps talking about.
Vera Wang... who apparently designs for unwilling child brides addicted to crystal meth:




Cast-offs from the Requiem for a Dream screen tests:



And the Amish:

4 Comments:

Blogger Auryn23 said...

Yeah, ok, gross. However, Vera Wang DOES make a damn good perfume...

10:18 AM  
Blogger James Kayfabio said...

And Vera Wang responds:

"You don't know sweet F.A. about high fashion! So what if my dresses are designed for the heroin/anorexic-chic? You have NO IDEA what the market is for that crowd!"

She would also ask you to go down to a size -1 and find a good source that doesn't sell the stepped-on shit.

8:13 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

The main thing I hate about Vera Wang is the way she says the word "style".

She says "stahl."

But little crap like that easily gets under my skin, so pay no attention.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Chicago J.D. said...

I dated a girl who worked at a Vera Wang store. She Kaiser Sozced me. and like that ::poof:: she was gone. Fuck. Vera. Wang.

6:33 PM  

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