To the Jeffries Tubes!

As I sit here watching the saucer section of the USS Enterprise crash land into a planet...and watch as people are thrown around the bridge in that oh-so-S tar Treky-way, I'm moved to ask myself:
"Why aren't there any goddamned seatbelts on that ship?"
I mean, at the VERY least, let the SEATED helmsmen, who are responsible for safe landing keep their seats. And Riker. Who is acting captain. And SITTING IN THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR gets tossed about like a ragdoll. Starfleet couldn't install proper safety restraints? Really?
Seriously.

Buckle the fuck up, Enterprise!


In other news, I slipped on the ice taking my laundry down. Awesome.