Name my iBook
That's right kiddies... I am the proud parent of a beautiful iBook G4. Complete with OS X.4 (Tiger for all you Mac junkies out there...) And well, it needs a name.
Nor has it been assigned gender...
It's white.
it's 12 inches.
it's very pretty.
Here is where you, my wonderful blog readers, come into play.
NAME THE iBOOK!
I will pick the one I like best.
Benefits to you:
The knowledge that you helped give identity and substance to...an inanimate object...
Conceptual immortality!!
Um, Recognition!
It's a prestigious honor!
Go TO!
Godspeed and I wish your juices to flow...um Creative juices!
I await the deluge of names with great eagerness...
Nor has it been assigned gender...
It's white.
it's 12 inches.
it's very pretty.
Here is where you, my wonderful blog readers, come into play.
NAME THE iBOOK!
I will pick the one I like best.
Benefits to you:
The knowledge that you helped give identity and substance to...an inanimate object...
Conceptual immortality!!
Um, Recognition!
It's a prestigious honor!
Go TO!
Godspeed and I wish your juices to flow...um Creative juices!
I await the deluge of names with great eagerness...
posted by LC Greenwood at 10:43 AM
9 Comments:
White?
12 inches?
Very Pretty?
How about...Mike?
jesus dude.
The Wizard of Jizz?
Come on. You TOTALLY set me up for that one! It would have been wrong of me NOT to take it.
Alright, fine.
Call it Majel.
I think it should be a boy. Just like chicks vibrators names.
How about these names......
NOWIMBROKE,
BABY APPLE,
WHITIE,
LITTLE BILL (for BILL GATES) and yes he runs and owns some 98% of Apple too.
TWELVIE,
IBOOKI,
TYPO,
ETC.....
How about-
Lil' Xanie
Willis II: The Exact Opposite
of Willis
Luke i-walker
Dane i-cook
pusssssowwww-book
'If Mandy Patinkin was an i-Book'
Name ideas:
-Kensington
-Beauford
-Buddy Hinton
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-528/epid-4896/
How's about Milky Stevens?
Bukake!
How's about Billy Bukake?
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