Ah, Horoscopes...

According to my oracle, today September 2 is supposed to be a ridiculously good day. So good in fact I'm supposed to CIRCLE IT IN RED. This entire month there's some celestial movement in my house of TRUE LOVE (wuv, twoo wuv...) that hasn't been seen in like a billion years. So, we'll see. I'm going bowling tonight. I don't know about you guys, but I really believe in the aphrodisiac affects BOWLING can have on a body. (Insert John Turturro licking bowling ball here).