It's a Wonder I never Killed Anybody...

Years ago, my brother and I were playing with the Legos. I had a straight pin from a little sewing box full of sequins and other notions I swiped from my mom's sewing table. I remembered an episode of Tom and Jerry where some hijink casues Tom to launch into the air. As Tom is in free-fall, Jerry pulls out an enormous hat pin and places it directly under the spot Tom's ass will hit upon his return to Earth. Tom lands on it...there's a little viloin "mew" noise as the pin penetrates, Tom screams, launches once again into the air and everyone laughs.... HAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I'm thinking as my brother leans over from his indian style position to reach an errant Lego, his butt lifting off the carpet and I place my hand full of straight pin in the spot where he's gonna come back down...

There was no cute little "mew" noise.

Yeah, that wasn't funny at all.

What the fuck was wrong with me??