Friday, January 25, 2008

In Return for Clear Vision, Here is My First Born Child.

And why don't I throw in a blow job as well?


Just came back from the eye doctor. Where I just spent the GNP of a small country for a few pieces of plastic.

Explain to me why frames cost almost 3 times as much as the lenses. You know, the parts that do all the work? The parts where all the technology is?

And I didn't even get designer frames.

For what I paid, they should be made out of the hopes and dreams of a thousand babies dipped in gold.

and then rolled in jewels.

3 Comments:

Blogger FireVaney said...

Really, now, to what practical use could you put "the hopes and dreams of a thousand babies dipped in gold, and then rolled in jewels"?

LOVE the image, though.
VERY tasty.

:)

2:02 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I bet you look really good in them, though.

8:46 AM  
Blogger Auryn23 said...

If you need help delivering that baby you owe Lens Crafters, let me know. I will doula it up for you so you can keep on seeing.

6:04 PM  

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