In Return for Clear Vision, Here is My First Born Child.
And why don't I throw in a blow job as well?
Just came back from the eye doctor. Where I just spent the GNP of a small country for a few pieces of plastic.
Explain to me why frames cost almost 3 times as much as the lenses. You know, the parts that do all the work? The parts where all the technology is?
And I didn't even get designer frames.
For what I paid, they should be made out of the hopes and dreams of a thousand babies dipped in gold.
and then rolled in jewels.
Just came back from the eye doctor. Where I just spent the GNP of a small country for a few pieces of plastic.
Explain to me why frames cost almost 3 times as much as the lenses. You know, the parts that do all the work? The parts where all the technology is?
And I didn't even get designer frames.
For what I paid, they should be made out of the hopes and dreams of a thousand babies dipped in gold.
and then rolled in jewels.
3 Comments:
Really, now, to what practical use could you put "the hopes and dreams of a thousand babies dipped in gold, and then rolled in jewels"?
LOVE the image, though.
VERY tasty.
:)
I bet you look really good in them, though.
If you need help delivering that baby you owe Lens Crafters, let me know. I will doula it up for you so you can keep on seeing.
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