Meanwhile, Back in the Hoth System...

Holy Fuck Balls, it's cold.

So, I'm watching the news this morning, and I was driven to observe a disturbing trend in this year's push to the presidency.
The Democrats apparently do not play well together.
At all.
At least, according to the media.
Every morning it seems Obama is either denying saying something nasty about Hilary, or he's explaining "what actually happened when it looked like I snubbed her on the street yesterday."
THEN I see BILL Clinton on the TV-box. And that's when all hell broke loose.
"B", I said, "Um, isn't it HILLARY who's running?"
"Yes", he responded, "And there are a lot of analysts who say that his public involvement is hurting her candidacy. SHE'S running. Not him. He's not running for a 3rd term."
"Ah," I fired back, "But there are a lot of folks who would love to see him back in the White House. Even if it is by proxy."
Then we moved into "the Clintons are liars" and The Blowjob talk which is sooooooo popular with all my friends and and then it came to me:

When it comes to besmirching a good name:
The Republicans attack the Democrats' penchant for philandering and wayward genitals.
The Democrats attack the Republicans' latent homosexuality.

And the Democrats attack eachother based on who's more rude.

It's all very petty.